dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?
the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.
Sergeant: preciado!!! Are u sleeping???
Me: no sergeant, I had a bug in my eye…. I was trying to suffocate it.