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chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.


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depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

(Source: verylittlebird)


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splinteryourspine:

u gon let me in or nah
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retrolizard:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine you and your icon reenacting the boat scene from Titanic.

…..the “boat scene”?

………..

…………the entire movie takes place on a boat


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panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms


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c-acogen:

this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen in my life.
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